Satire · AIInvented scene and invented people, made with AI. The situation is real; the photograph is not.
Year 0. You bring the money. You build the villa. Everyone shakes your hand.
Year 1. The villa is finished. To rent it out legally you need an SLF, the certificate that says the building is fit to be used. You apply. "In process."
Year 2. "In process."
Year 3. Still "in process". An inspection arrives. Operating without an SLF: a fine, a seal on the door and a document with a number on it.
Year 3, the next day. A bulldozer for the villa. A van for you. Blacklist: up to six years.
The certificate takes three years. The demolition takes a day. In July 2025 they knocked down 48 buildings on one beach in a week.
