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Bali Service Logic

Every card we post on Instagram lives here too, with its own link. If the account ever disappears, nothing does. Every situation is real.

Five staff. One notebook. Zero burgers.#001Respect our rules. He's exempt.#002Don't like it? Go back to your country.#003Seven staff. One customer. 25 minutes.#004I am Balinese. You are nobody.#005Indicating right since 1979.#006The famous Balinese smile. Wallet detected.#007Parking fee. Entrance fee. No English.#008Wet straw. No flame. All smoke.#009Public nudity. Bule: deported. Local: Tuesday.#010Welcome to Bali. Papers, please.#011Sorry, mister. Ceremony.#012Metro. Airport. Tram. UFO runway.#013Bule: gone. Hooray. Dinner: 3 grains.#014Go home. Parasites. Leave the money.#015Yes mister. All good. Villa beautiful.#016Everything is burning. Permit check.#017Quality tourists. Welcome.#018Five stars. Infinity pool. Infinity sewage.#019Same beach. Every 200 metres. Pay again.#020Kids sell. Uncle counts. School: closed.#021National threat identified.#022“Clean this island!” Agreed.#023One bridge. Ten radios. Zero decisions.#024“Bule make the mess.” Watch.#025Your villa. Their paper. Their bulldozer.#026Summons: 9:00. Arrived: 8:55. Office: ceremony.#027“Let him who is without sin…” Incoming.#028Non-military threat: holding hands.#029