Satire · AIInvented scene and invented people, made with AI. The situation is real; the photograph is not.
On 24 October 2025 the president signed Presidential Regulation 111/2025, the General National Defence Policy for 2025–2029. Among the non-military threats to the nation, next to terrorism, separatism and narcotics, it lists "the spread of LGBTQ culture".
So here is the national defence, deployed. Helicopter, armoured vehicle, twelve soldiers, one general with binoculars. Target: two men on a beach, holding hands and carrying a coconut.
Behind them, not on the list: a hillside on fire, a river mouth full of plastic, a scooter crash nobody attends.
A parliamentary commission chair called it "a disease and deviant behaviour". The forest is still burning.
